
‘Gator Dan’s Review of:
EASTERN CHINESE RESTAURANT
3426 Cypress St. Suit 11
West Monroe, La 71291
When eating a meal in any of the Ouachita parish restaurants, check out who is sitting near you. If you see a gator,, don’t worry. That gator is probably just a man, it’s probably Gator Dan.
I am Gator Dan and I review Ouachita Parish eating establishments.
I creep out of the bayou, crawling into restaurants of all shapes and sizes. From restaurants that are cheep and fast to expensive restaurants with chef prepared meals, I give each of them a bite rating (between 0 and 5) in the following areas:
· cleanliness
· decor
· service
· accuracy of order
· food quantity
· food quality
· presentation
· price
· Taste.
0 bites means the rated area is as bad as it gets, while 5 indicates the rated area is top notch.
I then give an over all “restaurant” rating of between 0 and 5 gulps. 0 gulps: your patronage is not recommended. Eat at your own risk. 5 gulps: Highly recommended. Eat here every chance you get
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EASTERN CHINESE RESTAURANT
3426 Cypress St. Suit 11
West Monroe, La 71291
Thursday July 17, I had a hankering for Chinese food so I mounted my Gator bike and peddled my self to the Eastern Chinese Restaurant located in the Sunshine Heights shopping center, 3426 Cypress Street, West Monroe.
As I pulled up, dismounted my bike, and entered the restaurant.
I chuckled at the wide eyes of the clerk’s 2 children who stared in awe of me, a gator, riding a bicycle. Despite my strange appearance, the clerk greeted me promptly and assisted me with my order.
I was very happy with my delicious lunch special, consisting of shrimp, Chinese vegetables and fried rice.
‘Gator Dan’s Eastern Chinese Restaurant ratings:
· Cleanliness: 4 bites
· decor: 5 bites
· service: 5 bites
· accuracy of order: 5 bites
· food quantity: 5 bites
· food quality: 5 bites
· presentation: 5 bites
· price: 5 bites
· taste: 5 bites
Overall, this restaurant did a very good job of silencing my mid day tummy rumble. I would have given cleanliness a 5, however the bathroom’s soap and paper towel dispencers were empty making handwashing by patrons a discomforting waste of time.
With the dining area consisting of just 3 tables, it’s easy to see this restaurant is mainly a Chinese take-out. That said, I decided to eat in and found the small dining area gives the restaurant an inviting, quiet and quaint atmosphere.
Will I eat here again? Without a doubt!
Overall Restaurant Rating: 4.75 gulps.
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